Relationships
Sidechick Lingo Every Girlfriend Should Look Out For
Have you ever been browsing your man’s Instagram comments and see a reoccurring female in all of them? To not come off as the jealous snooping psycho girlfriend, you let it rock and never ask him about it, but at some point you notice something weird is definitely going on. She’s using phrases like “punk” or “big head”and “hey stranger” and that’s when it dawns on you. She’s the side chick.
Side chicks have an entire lingo that they’ve created to hide in plain sight, all the while making you look like a total fool for suspecting them. They use phrases like “I hate you” or “We’re gonna fight” not as indicators that they are truly upset, but to really set up booty calls for later that night. “I hate you” is nothing more than a side chick looking for your man’s attention, and soon enough she will get it.
Men cosign this lingo because it makes you look crazy for bringing it up. “Who’s this B!tch Sarah talking about y’all gone fight?” sounds pretty dumb when you say it out loud, doesn’t it? Though you are justified in your suspicions, there is absolutely nothing you can say that won’t make you look petty and jealous. Imagine starting a fight with “Why does that B!tch keep LOL’ing under your pics? Sh!t wasn’t even that funny. What she mean by Big Head?” or Why that B!tch say she hate you, huh? She used to love you before, N!gga?”.. He’ll simply assure you nothing is going on, make you feel stupid for even arguing over something so ridiculous then call his side chick as soon as you fall asleep. Side chick lingo is dangerous. It was deliberately set up to make every girlfriend “crazy.”
Sidechick lingo isn’t reserved for just words anymore. With everyone having a smart phone, emojis are now used to send subtle hints of Vag!na offerings to men who are taken. It’s really hard out here for a girlfriend to stay sane, there’s so much to look out for but no Hardc0re evidence to provide unless you’re like Yandy and check your man’s Instagram DM’s when he isn’t paying attention.
What are some of the sidechick phrases you’ve seen used (or maybe used yourself)?
Entertainment Gists
Jennifer Lopez Shuts Down Reporter Who Asked A Question Over Rumored Marital Crisis With Ben Affleck
Singer and actress, Jennifer Lopez who sat for a panel discussion in Mexico City for her upcoming movie, “Atlas,” shut down a reporter who asked a question about her rumored marital crisis with actor Ben Affleck.
When asked about the status of her relationship with Ben, Jennifer gave the reporter a piece of her mind. Leaning forward, she said “You know better than that,” before she smiled and straightened up in her chair.
Another panelist also admonished the reporter for bringing up the delicate subject as J Lo went back to talking about her film.
Jennifer and Ben have been a hot topic in the media of late. The couple recently hit a rough patch and are now living in separate homes in Los Angeles.
Ben has been photographed around town without his wedding ring, while also going out to dinner with Jennifer and attending a school function together for her child, Emme.
Big Brother Naija reality star, Saskay has gone public with her man.
Saskay is dating a chef named Aderinsola, aka Chef Derin.
They simultaneously unveiled their relationship on X by posting photos of each other at the same time.
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Entertainment Gists
Cardi B Lashes Out At Her Fans in Profanity-laden Rant Following Suggestion of Reconciliation With Husband Offset
Rapper Cardi B set the record straight following online speculation that suggested she reconciled with her estranged husband, Offset.
Cardi took to X on Friday, December 29, to shut down the claims after she was seen in New York with her ex one day before.
“Shut the f–k up,” Cardi shouted. “Did I say I was back together with somebody?! Did I say [sic] that?!” She further called out her fan base, claiming she doesn’t see anybody else “talking s–t” but her supporters.
The mother-of-two also noted that Offset has not revealed whether or not they got back together either. “Did y’all heard [sic] that?” she asked listeners in the livestream. “Did I said [sic] it? Did he said [sic] it? No!”
Earlier in the same livestream, Cardi threatened to delete her social media accounts due to online rumors about her marriage. “Shut the f*** up,” she yelled. “I’m about to delete my whole social media because y’all don’t shut the f*** up!”
The Grammy winner emphasized that it was Cardi B fan accounts that are creating the online drama. “My own f****** fan base,” the 31-year-old continued. “The last time I got dragged was because my f****** fan base. I don’t see nobody talking s*** but my own f****** fan base.” Before she went on to clarify that she has not revealed whether or not she’s reconciled with Offset, Cardi told fans to “leave” her “the f*** alone.” The Whipshots founder even threatened to “unfollow” her fans following the online drama.
Speculation that Cardi and Offset had reconciled emerged after a fan shared two separate photos with each of the respective musicians in New York City. “Luckyyyme [sic],” the fan captioned the two snapshots shared via Instagram Stories.
In one selfie, Cardi held up the peace sign and seemingly rocked a makeup-free face. Offset did not smile and simply held up prayer hands as he posed alongside the admirer.
Cardi confirmed that she had split from Offset during an Instagram Live earlier this month. She addressed claims her husband cheated on her with fellow rapper Chrisean Rock, to which she said she does not “think” so.
Cardi claimed her issues with Offset have been ongoing for a while and she looks forward to moving on. “I want to start 2024 fresh, open,” she continued. “I’m curious for a new life, a new beginning. I’m excited.”
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