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3). Yesterday’s Wives
My husband, we only have 3 children, don’t you think we should have more? You know children are gifts and mercies from God. Who knows, one of these children will make us proud tomorrow.
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Some Today’s Wives
Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won’t allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can’t allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare disturb me one this bed again, I will sue you for r*pe.
4). Yesterday’s Wives
My husband, take heart and don’t worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from Lagos to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the less expensive schools over their to save the huge money we spend for our children’s education, for future purposes. This your transfer could just be a blessing.
Some Today’s Wives
Me I can’t follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Lagos to Zaria? I can’t cope with such nonsense. To start living in a local town without my friends? You had better look for another wife. I can’t live in a town without SilverBirds, Shoprite and other big places. You’re on your own please.
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5). Yesterday’s Wives
My husband, I have enough clothes. This N1,000 you are giving me, keep it and save for a rainy day.
Some Today’s Wives
Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms? What kind of shopping do you want me to do with just N10,000? What can I buy? Do I look like a cheap girl? I am disappointed in you. Your mates are buying iPhone for their girlfriends and wives, giving them $10,000 to go Dubai, you are here humiliating me with ordinary Naira. I don’t blame you. It is because I refused to marry my ex-boyfriend because of XYZ reason, that’s why you are messing with me. In fact, I will leave your house.
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– The spirit of ‘instant gratification‘ is catching up with many. I wish our ladies of today will be patient enough to understand their purpose in marriage. Build a sustainable life, not just to enjoy today!
We hope you’ve learnt a thing or two from What Most People Don’t Know About Marriages
So I was scrolling earlier and stopped on this NNPC Retail flyer because it’s literally just a big question mark and a line that says “66 Reasons Why You Need To Watch This Space.” Nothing else. No context, no explanation, just vibes and mystery.
It also speaks to our Naija slang and banter (the “Omo,” “Gbas Gbos,” and “Sapa” ones had me laughing).
It’s part of their ongoing “66 Reasons Why We Love Naija” series, so it seems to be leading up to something for October 1st. What they are clear about is that you need the NNPC Fuel App to be in the loop. They describe it as fast, secure, reliable, and rewarding, and they’ve made it easy with a QR code you can scan straight from the post.
If they’re trying to build hype, it’s working on me. SCAN THE BAR CODE HERE.
Nigerian comedian, entertainer, and multi-talented creative Josh2Funny is making a compelling case for himself as one of the country’s most unconventional music acts with the release of his 18-track album, On BeHALF of JOSH.
Known primarily for his unique brand of comedy and viral internet content, Josh2Funny has once again caught the attention of fans and critics by stepping firmly into music and delivering a full-length project that refuses to fit neatly into one box.
The album also features legendary Nigerian rapper Ice prince
The 18-track album showcases Josh2Funny’s willingness to collaborate and explore different sounds, featuring an eclectic lineup of Nigerian and international talents.
The project features Lady Zamar, the acclaimed South African singer, songwriter and author, alongside Nigerian and international acts including Raybekah, MRGVN, Vas Angelov, Mahdey, Evelle, Davido Acekeys, and other collaborators.
Released through Josh2Funny Entertainment, On BeHALF of JOSH represents another chapter in Josh2Funny’s evolution as an entertainer — one where comedy, music, personality and internet culture collide
Listen below;
Kilo Lazer officially steps into a new chapter with the release of his debut album, From the Mud a body of work that captures his journey, resilience, consistency, and undeniable growth.
Rooted in experience and shaped by the realities of coming from the bottom, From the Mud tells Kilo Lazer’s story through raw energy, honest storytelling, and a sound that reflects how far he has come.
More than a debut, the album is a testament to staying the course, trusting the process, and turning struggle into purpose.
Kilo Lazer’s From the Mud is out now on all major streaming platforms.
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